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How To: RSVP Bunting
closergetsmarried: It turns out one of the fundamental components of a successful budget wedding is, erm, getting everyone else to do stuff for you. Read More
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dreamthinklive: Jealously doesn’t suit me.
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My life as Kanye West.
Manager: Kelly. You cannot speak to me in such a matter.
Me: FUCK YOU, PAY ME.
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My life as Kanye West.
Manager: Kelly, you are two hours late.
Me: You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit.
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nathoisking replied to your post: nathoisking replied to your post: I just need a… skype sesh later and we plan WOOOOHOOOO :D 
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If I ever did become famous I won't forget about...
You guys can all be featured on my songs. 
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nathoisking replied to your post: I just need a ghost writer. me duh let’s do it :D
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I just need a ghost writer.
And I’ll be the next big female rapper.  Anyone down?
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Is it made that I can do lil wanye's giggle...
Yeah, that’s bad. 
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i’m reblogging shit. 
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Teach me how dougie.
all my bitches love me you aint fucking with my dougie 
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I actually like songs that you have to do a dance to.  You need something to do at a party.  Not everything is about grinding and whatnot.  However if the stanky leg comes on I’m getting off the dance floor.  My leg cannot move in that matter.  Too many injures from ballet that don’t it possible for me to rotate my joints. 
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shellz386 replied to your post: WHAT THEY GON’ DO?! i can picture you gettin crunk. throwin elbows all at my torso and shyt… I have a video somewhere on this website doing that already lol.  If I find it I’ll post it again. 
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WHAT THEY GON' DO?!
FUCK NIGGA WHATS UP? HELL NO…(wait I have no idea what the fuck he is saying here)  ALL THAT SHITTING OUT YO MOUF…(no idea again)  But the point is that all this gibberish made good party music. 
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We should bring back crunk music.
It made good party music. 
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I'm short.
I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys this.  5’2.  I need to grow at least six more inches to be become a model. 
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Why I can’t I make money for being pretty? oh that’s right I’m short as fuck.  -_- 
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There is a Victoria Secret event today.
And some models are going to be there.  I’m pretty excited about this.  I’m going to meet some angels!  ^_^
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Dear Tumblr Staff
Stop fucking messing with my shit.  -Kelly.
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